raisethedjed:

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

i don’t like to play god

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

I constantly doubt my own existence, existence is so bizzare 

Elias Bender Rønnenfelt is a man I would like to see in a dress

65 Questions You Aren't Used To

ctinemc:

fleshcanoes:

missuspleasant:

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

3. The person you would never want to meet?

4. What is your favorite word?

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

ask me shit

(Source: brendondoesthemonstermash)

wow why I am getting up at 6 am to go to Orleans for work??? fuck orleans

Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:

1. First impression: this person seems aggressively normal
2. Truth is: you are not normal at all wth is wrong w u
3. How old do you look: 10 3/4 mOM
4. Have you ever made me laugh: yEP
5. Have you ever made me mad: nah
6. Best feature: ya asss, it haunts me
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nah you’re my hetero ham
8. You’re my: *inbetweeners voice* fRIEND!!
9. Name in my phone: ALZPATH Derphard

neatlikemyalcohol:
HEYA. I am super late with this.

Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:

1. First impression: this person is drinking way more than I could ever hope to, and is intimidating boys. I must befriend
2. Truth is: you’re a lot more sensitive than we give you credit for
3. How old do you look: like 30?? tbh you’re a wine mom
4. Have you ever made me laugh: omg yes
5. Have you ever made me mad: nah
6. Best feature: very good at shutting down an argument 
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nah
8. You’re my: friend
9. Name in my phone: Slothmonster

qhost-qirl:
Hey!!

Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:

1. First impression: this person reblogs a lot of my stuff
2. Truth is: you seem pretty cool
3. How old do you look: idk 
4. Have you ever made me laugh: I don’t know u irl
5. Have you ever made me mad: nah
6. Best feature: sweet blog
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: nah
8. You’re my: follower
9. Name in my phone: not there 

fennecfoxie:

*river dances all the way to the dick*

I just wanna watch movies and smoke weed after work tomorrow. I have no weed and no Netflix tho

Lonely sad grrrls watch 10 things I hate about you